February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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!!!!!!!!!!
After spending 15 hours on campus today during which I handed in two big projects (one of which I started yesterday, oops), gave two presentations, and drank three cups of coffee, fall term is over!
This means I can devote considerably more time to watching Anderson, seeing my boyfriend, and being a hypochondriac (seriously don’t google chronic knee pain - it always ends up being cancer or hiv...
November 2011
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When my boyfriend says...
“This is Mike’s favourite song,” and then plays Superbass, you know it’s serious.
October 2011
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Provincial Politics
Me: Who are you voting for?
Katie: The Hamburglar. It's a big write in movement.
Me: No! He's going to steal all your hamburgers you fool!
Katie: Under the guise of cleaning up our schools' cafeterias.
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September 2011
2 posts
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August 2011
8 posts
Boring cannibal chef settles for human meatballs... →
the guy found his victim on a “gay website” (his opening line was, we hope, “looking to eat your meatballs and sausage”), and then stabbed him to death before butchering him and preparing the dishes.
Oh yeah like I need to be more terrified of dating than I already am.
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If Chrome doesn't stop crashing...
I am going to throw my Macbook against my bedroom wall. It’s nonstop and has been this way since I installed OS X Lion.
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July 2011
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I just sent the following email to Councillor Minnan-Wong after hearing his comments today regarding the core service review survey that only “certain people” would take the time to fill it out, or attend the public meetings (i.e. those with a left-leaning agenda). This, he said, skews the results and makes them unreliable.
(FYI, the results of the survey indicated that respondents...
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Turns out it wasn't so embarrassing after all.
Me: I need your help with something.
Nicki: Sure.
Me: It's deciphering whether or not I should be embarrassed over something I did during Pride.
Nicki: The answer is probably yes.
Me: Hahaha. :(
Nicki: Oooh I like being on this side of the discussion for once.
June 2011
11 posts
I just booked a flight home for $170! A really close friend of mine from high school is getting married in August, and she has asked me to MC her wedding. I was honoured to be asked, but I’m getting nervous as the date approaches. I had a dream the other night that it was the day before the wedding and I had no material written (yes, I’m treating this like it’s a stand-up set).
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Private toll tunnel under Gardiner appeals to Doug... →
swimminginlakes:
“I don’t think people want road tolls,” said Mr. Ford
I’m sorry, but OBVIOUSLY people don’t WANT road tolls. No one WANTS to give up money they could be using to buy fun useless shit they don’t need. But it’s the governments job to make tough decisions on behalf of the betterment of society AS A WHOLE. Leaders who don’t want to (or are afraid to) make such decisions (like...